In The Kitchen...The Mighty Kitchen....

[Deadpool]

 There was a bunch of loud clanging and crashing coming from the kitchen. Random objects were being tossed about as someone dug through both the fridge and freezer.  " Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy are there no chimichangas in here, and why is the rum always goneeeeeeeeeee!?!?!"  Wade shouted as he dug frantically through the freezer now.  " My kingdom, my kingdom for a chimichanga!"   

 Wade's head was nearly fully into the freezer and there was one smashed up box in the back of the freezer that looked like it could contain the holy grail.  Wade slowly reached in for the box.  " And here we hope to find the wild and rare Chimichanga in its natural habitat, could be the last one remaining in the wild jungle of freezakistan."  Wade grabbed the box and then.... one last chimchanga slid out of the box.  " Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" Wade shouted like a 12 year old school girl.  

 He started to dance around the kitchen with the chimichanga, in circles he 2 stepped around the kitchen with his changa in hand, as if it were a long lost love. " And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you...uuuuuuuuu."   He circled back to the microwave and popped his food into the microwave.  He set the time and began to twerk as he waited for his delicious chimichanga.  When the mircowave dinged, Wade nearly jumped for joy as he flung the door open and grabbed his tasty morsel. 

 " Ahh it burns, it burns, but it must get in my belly."  As he began to shove the chimichanga down his throat.  He then sighed a happy sigh as he laid across the kitchen counter as if he was a puppy with a fully tummy. He stretched out as if it was the perfect place for a nap, dead center of the kitchen.

[Siryn]

Terry came down the hallway to the kitchen, muttering under her breath about that damnable exhibit downtown with the working Sentinels on displace. "What sort of morons decide that working Sentinels are a good thing to be put on display? The ones with no brains, that's who," she said under he breath as she walked into the kitchen and saw Wade passed out on the kitchen counter. She just stood in the doorway and eyed the merc as he seemed to be enjoying his bliss.

Siryn started to walk into the kitchen when there was a "mental shove" behind her. She turned to see Quentin Quire coming down the hall, a look of insanity on his face. Then again, Quentin always looked a tad tetched in the head. Must have been his telepathy that made him such an annoying...

"Out of my way...oh my God! A beached Deadpool in the kitchen!" Quire nearly crowed as he came in and started to poke Deadpool with a TK baton. "Did he drink all of Wolverine's beer again? And he is ripe! Somebody should buy him the industrial size can of Axe or something. Talk about B-O!"

Siryn stared at Quire, hoping all the while that Wade would wake up and smack the insolent teen. "Quire, why are you in such a bad mood all the time?"

"Because," Quentin started to say as he rummaged through the freezer, "because Mr. Merc Who Needs Mouthwash ate the last friggin chimichanga! You ate my dinner, you Wolverine wannabe!"

Siryn shook her head as she gently tapped Deadpool on the shoulder. "Wade, try not to stab Quire too much, will ya? Getting blood off the counter tops is not fun."   

[Alison Blaire]

Megan, Ali and Sasha made their way into the kitchen to see Quentin Quire poking Deadpool and Siryn making jokes about Wade not killing Quire. "Guys! What is going on in here?" Ali asked as she stood with her arms crossed.

"The poor man's Snake Eyes here ate my dinner!" Quire snapped as Pixie walked over and shot the telepath a nasty look. "What?"

"The box does not have your name on it, Quentin," Pixie replied as she held up the box. "So, Deadpool was in his rights to eat it. And the thing was past the expiration date anyway, so it looks like it wasn't a bargain to begin with."

"And...maybe we should call for delivery, Sasha," Ali said as she eyed the phone on the wall. "Unless there's anything in the fridge that looks good? Why don't you take a look, Sasha?"

OOC: I am handing Ali back to Stalik now. If that changes, I'll post on it.--K

[Sasha Sadovsky]

Sasha stepped into the kitchen with Megan and Alison. He tilted his head at the sight of Deadpool with Quentin Quire and Siryn. He turned to Alison after the latter mentioned calling for delivery. ''We could have our food delivered, but I will look in the fridge first.''

Sasha walked to the fridge until he opened the door. ''I don't see a whole lot of food in the fridge, Alison.'' He closed the door. ''Let's call for food. What are we having? Chinese food? Pizza?'' Sasha saw Quentin and Siryn again before he waved.   

[Siryn]

Siryn watched as Quentin kept stalking around the room like some crazy person, muttering about his dinner. "I'm fine with Chinese. How about all of you?" Terry said as Quentin started to look back at the prone Deadpool.

"Fine by me!" Megan said as she got some glasses out of a cabinet near the fridge. "I'll make sure we have clean plates and silverware. I don't think anybody has been checking this stuff since we got here."

Alison smiled as she pulled out some Chinese restaurant menus and handed them to Sasha and Terry.

"Wade, Wade?" Siryn said as she looked at Deadpool and shook her head. "I know what he wants. Pizza and Chinese food.  I'll order the pizza while you guys handle the Chinese. And Quentin, don't be a pain. Help Megan with the dishes, please."

"What do you want to get, Sasha?" Megan asked as she set out some silverware.

[Sasha Sadovsky]

Sasha began to shrug. ''Chinese food and pizza both seem good to me,'' he said. He tilted his head. ''Which pizza toppings are we getting? What kind of Chinese food?'' Sasha inquired. Anything was good as long as it was tasty.

[Pixie]

"I'll eat anything but that jellied octopus," Megan said as she made a face while cleaning off some glasses. "That stuff is gross. It's all red and slimy and..."

"Would you mind not doing that?" Quentin asked as he looked at Megan. "You hate it. Fine. Stop with the insipid play-by-play."

"Don't mind him," Pixie said to Sasha and Ali as she saw them looking over the menus. "Sweet and sour chicken is good. And Buddhist's Delight is fine, too. Just no octopus. Are you a vegetarian, Sasha, or do you eat meat and fish?"

[Sasha Sadovsky]

''Jellied octopus?'' Sasha wished to know. He tilted his head. ''I enjoy eating meat. Rarely fish, but I don't loathe it. Hmmm. I am fond of orange chicken. Maybe chicken lo mein. As for pizza, I'm not very picky about toppings.''

[Pixie]

"Orange chicken is good! We should get some of that," Megan said with a smile to Sasha before a horde of students came walking into the kitchen. "We better make that a lot of pizza!" she added as Cynara and her friend Angela walked in with Hisako, Santo, Victor and a few others close behind. "And salad. Tons of salad!"

Pixie kept looking at Quentin Quire as he kept badgering Deadpool. This was only going to get worse.

"OK, does anybody know how many pizzas we usually order?" Megan asked as Rockslide laughed very loudly. "What is it, Santo?"

The group was watching as Quire had made a psionic puppet holding a huge mallet. The mallet was over Deadpool's head.

"Quentin, stop being an idiot! No more Green Lantern movie night for you!" Megan growled as Hisako got between Quire and Deadpool. "Sasha, what do you want to drink, just in case we need to order it with the food?"

[Sasha Sadovsky]

Sasha turned to Pixie and smiled. ''I guess liking orange chicken is another thing we have in common besides being X-Men,'' he laughed. His jaw dropped when several people walked into the kitchen.

He tried to count the new arrivals. ''Are we able to afford a large amount of food?'' Sasha asked. He turned to Pixie another time. ''Regular soda would be fine,'' Sasha said.  

[Siryn]

"We have accounts set up at the restaurants we order from the most, and then Scott, Emma or Warren take care of the bills once a month," Siryn said to Sasha as Megan wrote down more of what people were ordering.

"Regular soda it is," Pixie replied as she kept walking around the room and scribbling things on a notepad that was kept near the phone. "And I know, Santo. No garlic on your pizza. And...oh! I think somebody better help me check this order before I make the call.  This is getting way too confusing!" Megan exclaimed as she looked at the notepad and started to flip through it.

"So, you going to do any sightseeing, Sasha?" Theresa asked as Hisako got Quentin away from Wade. "I haven't had much of a chance, but I went to that terrible mutant exhibit downtown. One of the artists had Sentinels on display. It was disgusting."

[Sasha Sadovsky]

''I see!'' Sasha said. He thought he remembered hearing about a wealthy Warren. ''At least we are buying food. Scott, Emma or Warren will understand.''

Sasha walked to Siryn in order to help check the words. ''Sightseeing? It seems like fun,'' he said. He tilted his head in confusion. ''A Sentinel exhibit?''

[Dazzler]

Ali just shook her head. " Leave it to people to celebrate a museum full of death and destruction as if it was a major accomplishment in history." She said as she sipped some wine she had stashed away in the kitchen, making sure Quire did not see where. She then walked over to join Theresa and Sasha.

" I think within a few days we all need to go clubbin, try to relax a bit." Ali smiled. " You know me, I know all the hot spots and we can get a VIP section so there is no drama and it's just fun and chill." Ali just really wanted to kick back and relax and enjoy some driving beats and good company. The life of an X-men was never easy or dull, so you had to enjoy the time off when you got it. " Oh, and Megan, make sure to get some Orange soda, can't have pizza without Orange soda."

[Sasha Sadovsky]

''Maybe we can just avoid museums in general,'' Sasha said to Alison and Theresa. He wondered what it would have been like for a traumatized mutant to see a Sentinel. A mutant captured or harmed by a Sentinel. Sasha wouldn't have been shocked if a mutant unleashed her or his powers on a Sentinel exhibit. He turned to Alison. He smiled after hearing about her idea of relaxing.

''Going to a club seems like a good idea, Alison. Maybe you can perform onstage,'' Sasha said. He tilted his head in curiosity. ''Orange soda? Pizza with orange soda?'' he muttered. Sasha began to shrug. ''I can try orange soda and pizza together.''

[Pixie]

"Don't worry, Sasha, I'm going to get other flavors as well," Megan replied as she looked back toward Sasha, Ali and Theresa. "I know you love orange soda, Ali, so I'll make sure we get extra. I know Santo loves it, too, and I don't want him drinking all of it."

"We can all skip that exhibit," Siryn said to Sasha as the took a brochure out of her pocket. "Hank McCoy decided to go, so I said I'd follow along. Big mistake. But going to club sounds like a great idea. I would not mind a night away from all the craziness. And no, Wade, I don't mean you."

"Ali, could it be to an all-ages club?" Pixie asked as she walked over to the phone. "We could all use a break after that ridiculous party that wasn't a party. I never want to hear the name Hellfire Club again!"

[Sasha Sadovsky]

''What other flavors of soda are there?'' Sasha asked. He tried to imagine other soda flavors. ''Next thing you know, there will be chocolate soda! I'm not sure if chocolate soda exists.'' Sasha shook his head in utter disbelief. He turned to Siryn.

''Hank McCoy? Beast? I can't imagine someone like him going to such an exhibit,'' Sasha said to Siryn. He faced Pixie. ''I'm sure a certain club will be on the news sooner or later,'' Sasha said. He grinned behind his mask for a second. ''Food will help us forget about a certain event. Maybe!'' He certainly never remembered seeing orange soda and pizza at the party.

[Siryn]

"Actually, I think Wade tried chocolate soda once," Theresa said with a grin. "Someone brought some back from Japan. It is not going to be on my favorites list any time soon. It just tasted weird to me."

"Here, Sasha," Megan said as she came over with a piece of paper. "I got the usual stuff, some cola, a lemon lime soda, ginger ale because I know somebody usually drinks it and never buys some to put back in the fridge. If you see any on the list you want me to add, just say so. And hey, why did Beast go to that goofy exhibit anyway, Theresa?"

"Hank went to see how bad it was," Siryn replied as she looked at the brochure. "Warren wanted to scope it out and try to get it shut down, but he had some business meeting in Paris. Hank said he'd go in his place. It really was terrible. They had inhibitor collars for people to try on and a short film on the destruction of Genosha. The people that set it up don't have a clue. I'll talk to Hank later. I just need to get it out of my mind."

[Deadpool]

 Wade suddenly stirred form his food coma.  " Dude, was having this total nightmare that we let Jeffree Star into the X-men with his bright pink hair because he was a mutant, probably with the power to sparkle."  Wade then looked over towards Quire. " Holy Toledo, it wasn't a dream, it's Jeffree Star, how you doing miss? Err sir... err person."  Wade rolled off the kitchen island table.  " Maybe you can give Emma some make-up advice so she doesn't look like Frosty the magic Hooker."  

 Wade then shook his head and walked over to Theresa.  " And you sweet cheeks, hellooooo nurse, how about me and you, some chimichangas, some Jameson whisky, and a little one on one time with deadpoolmania."  Wade playfully put his arm around Theresa's waist and nudged playfully before he noticed steam coming from Quire's ears at Wade's comments.  

 " Easyyy there Q-Tip,  no need to start sparkling and getting your panties in a bunch,  just relax and say Goosfraba or something like that, I don't know, i saw it in a Adam Sandler movie. "  Wade made a funny face under his mask as most the young students in the kitchen we're having a hard time containing laughs which just enraged Quire even more.  

[Sasha Sadovsky]

Sasha's jaw dropped after the mention of chocolate soda. ''Chocolate soda actually exists?!'' he squawked. He turned to Megan. Sasha glanced at the list for a few seconds. ''Everything looks good to me,'' he said. Sasha heard Siryn's answer as to why Hank and Warren went to a certain exhibit.

''That makes sense about Warren going to the museum to have it shut down. I misunderstood at first.'' Sasha noticed Wade placing his arm around Siryn's waist. He scowled behind his mask as he focused on Wade. ''Did Siryn give you permission to put your arm around her waist? That's no way to treat a lady.''

[Siryn]

Theresa smiled at Sasha and knew Wade was likely stunned by the comment. "Yes, he has my permission," Siryn replied as she heard Quentin start to mutter behind them. "Wade and I have dated on and off for a long time."

"And what you see in this living Looney Tune is beyond me!" Quentin said as he started to come up to Deadpool yet again. "You are a babe, and you could easily get..."

By now Siryn was glaring at Quentin and getting ready to give him a piece of her mind before Deadpool could get out his sword and slice Quentin into bite-sized pieces. "I know you are a healthy, red-blooded young man, Mr. Quire, but unless you want Rachel to go into your mind and make you think you're in preschool again, I'd back the hell off."

"You don't scare me, you Deathstroke wannabe!" Quentin said as Santo came over, picked him up and set him down far away from Deadpool. "Put me down, you walking rock formation!"

"You'll thank me when you count your fingers and toes later, QQ," Santo said as he walked back over to Victor.

"I was serious about getting Rachel involved. She scares the hell out of that little pink-haired menace," Theresa said as she turned back to Sasha. "And sorry I didn't explain that whole mess at the museum in a better manner. I just hope Warren can shut the thing down."

[Sasha Sadovsky]

Sasha's eyes became bigger as his jaw dropped again. ''You dated Wade more than once?!'' He was sheepish as he turned to Wade. ''My apologies for being rash,'' Sasha said to Wade. He viewed Quentin approaching Wade until Santo took him far from Deadpool. ''Rachel? I don't remember if I met her.''

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"Jeffree Star my ass, you pathetic excuse for a mercenary!" Quentin howled from the other side of the kitchen as Rockslide, Armor and Anole blocked the telepath's path. By now he had formed a psionic sword and was just itching to make Wade Wilson look more like Wayne Brady the game show host than a member of Seal Team Six. "And you give advice to Emma Frost if you want! She'll go diamond and punch your lights out!"

Quire was livid and ready to start climbing over Santo to get back at Deadpool, but the big rocky goofball wouldn't let him. "I can take care of myself! Why don't you guys all go back to the dorm and play Dance Dance Revolution or something?"

[Siryn]

Siryn smiled at Sasha as she tried to ignore Quire and his insane banter. "No need to apologize, Sasha," she said as she caught Wade looking back at the students and staring down Quentin. "You can't know the history of every single person at this school, and the whole 'who dates who' thing is a bit more complicated than it sounds. And Rachel has been away on missions, so you may not have me her yet. I'm not even sure she's back from her last mission yet."

Theresa looked back at Megan as she set down the receiver on the phone. "How long will it take them to get all that food here?" Siryn asked as Pixie looked at the clock on the wall.

"OK, pizza guy said 45 minutes, and the Chinese place said an hour," Megan replied as she, too, looked at Quire. "Oh no! I forgot about dessert!"

"We can raid that freezer they have back there for ice cream," Siryn said as she pointed to one of the wooden doors that seemed to be hiding a broom closet. "Why it's behind a door I have no idea!"

[Sasha Sadovsky]

Sasha glanced at Quentin. ''I thought Mr. Dragotti's other button men were always ticked off!'' he muttered under his breath. He turned to Siryn. ''I'm sure I'll get to see Rachel later,'' Sasha said. He smiled after Pixie revealed how long it would take for food to arrive. He squealed in a happy tone after ice cream was mentioned.

''Ice cream? I love ice cream!'' Sasha said. He noticed everyone. ''Mr. Dragotti refused to let me have ice cream after Reynard and I locked him outside during a downpour. It was a joke! Since Mr. Dragotti is a pyrokinetic, he weakened due to rain. Mr. Dragotti eventually got in our home and yelled at us for TWO hours!''

[Nereid]

"Oh! That sounds like very severe punishment for a simple joke," Cynara said as she came over to Sasha. "My name is Cynara Theodorakis. I think I saw the man you are talking about a few weeks back. I'm a water wielder, so he didn't want to talk to me at all. I wasn't going to do anything to him. I swear it."

"Cynara is one of the newer students here at the school," Theresa added as she watched Cynara's friend come over. At least Theresa thought they were friends because they always seemed to be together.  "And this is...Angie, right?"

"Yay! Someone remembered me!" the petite brunette replied as she lit up with a big smile. "Angelina Pappas. Nice to finally meet all of you. And did you say you love ice cream?  It's Sasha, right? I love ice cream. And before you say a word, Cy, that stuff in London is not ice cream. And I don't mean the gelato at that snooty market you took me to when I started school there. I mean real, American-style ice cream with loads of chips and nuts in it. I'm making myself hungrier!"

"Angie likes to remind me that not everything in England is the best," Cynara said with a giggle before something bonked her on the top of the head. "And that was rude, Quentin. That boy needs to learn manners," Cynara said as she bent down and picked up the towel Quentin had lobbed at her. "At least it wasn't something heavy, I guess. What flavor of ice cream do you like, Sasha?"